




I'm In A Really Good Place Spiritually So Please Fuck Off, Namaste ~ Engraved Rock
Your gift will include:
- Polished river stone selected especially for your order*
- Eco-friendly, unbleached cotton, drawstring bag that is of course reusable
- Hand-written, personalized message with your words (optional)
*Please note that the colors, shapes, and sizes of our stones (2.5" - 4.0") vary and while we do put careful attention into making sure each of our stones is beautiful, they are not guaranteed to be the exact colors and shapes as pictured. Our polished river rocks have natural imperfections (cracks, blemishes, inclusions, holes) that are characteristic of all natural stone.
Engraved messages may be enhanced with either black or silver. We do not replace stones unless broken in shipment.
Still have questions? Please contact us at info@karmicstones.com
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18 reviews



Awesome messages on these rocks. Great shop and owner. Super happy with purchase.
Jul 26, 2022


Shipped and arrived incredibly fast and looks just like advertised! So excited to give this as a gift!
Mar 9, 2021

Karmic Stones -- simply wonderful! When you need to send the perfect message -- here it is! Seller was great and shipping was fast!
Dec 3, 2022


Aug 4, 2023

Very happy with purchase. Arrived quickly and great condition.
Dec 3, 2024


Love this! So will he!
Oct 31, 2022

I couldn’t be happier! Beautiful!!!
Sep 10, 2024

Jun 3, 2023

These rocks are the best! They are a good size, well made, and the engravings are clear. They are perfect for any mood or occasion. Sometimes you need
Oct 10, 2024


LOVE it! Will buy more in the future!!
Sep 10, 2024

For yogis with a sense of humor.
Mar 13, 2021

Nov 27, 2022


The quality was perfect and I am very happy with this product.
Dec 9, 2022

Kristen is always lovely. I love these stones and give them as gifts regularly. I had a particularly frustrating time at work and I needed this stone
Dec 27, 2021

appropriate for many of my yoga buddies . will order more of these now that I have seen the quality.
Feb 27, 2021


Dec 23, 2021
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Frequently Asked Questions
All receipts are sent via email, unless specifically requested otherwise. If you wish to include your receipt with your gift, please make a special note of it to us in the checkout area and we will be happy to include one for you. The recipient of the gift will know who the gift is from by the hand-written note card we'll include with your words and name... if you choose!
Of course. The magic of the unknown can enhance the gift receiving experience. When ordering, simply fill in the "Sender's Name" portion as "secret sender," and we will be sure your name isn't included.
Every inspirational stone comes with a unique keepsake card for your recipient. We hand-write your message to them (if you choose) or tastefully write who the gift is from on the keepsake card.
Yes, however you will need to place each order separately if you'd like multiple stones to be shipped individually. If you order multiple stones in one single order, they all must be sent to the same address.
We are in Long Island, NY.
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